Hello You! Now this is about to be a funny one, mainly for ladies. Fellas I got you next time. A mere discussion that was had at the official ladies headquarters of Gossip... the hair salon. Fellas, you have your barbershop, so please don't judge us. At the hair salon, you hear all the stories, complaints and even life lessons. But this particular topic was funny so here you go. I hope this one makes you laugh or crack a smile just a bit.

Skinny Men Be Cheating

Nobody cheats like skinny men.

Them broomsticks want to sweep every yard,

every corner, every crevice of curiosity,

acting like loyalty too heavy for them bones to carry. 

They’ll be 130 pounds of audacity,

120 of charm,

and not an ounce of accountability.

Talk sweet till you drop your guard,

then go ghost faster than their shadow in the sun.

Texting everybody,

flirting with air itself,

like commitment is allergic to their kind.

They’ll gaslight you with their ribs showing,

talk about “I’m just friendly”

while their phone buzzing like a festival truck.

Friendly to all the bees for their honey.

But here’s the twist:

they always come back

‘cause nobody loves them like you did,

nobody tolerates them like you would,

nobody fed that ego like you did,

nobody prayed for they dusty little soul

while they were busy playing yard boy in everybody garden. "Ms Hefter....your grass needs pruning. 

So when they spin the block with that same broom,

you just smile.

‘Cause babyyyyy!

you done cleaned house already. Maybe by a thicker dude. Maybe by the electric broom...

Cause 

You don’t need to sweep with that broomstick no more.